17/12/2009

ARSE BANDIT HATES OLYMPICS



Anal Intruder, Rupert Everett, says if he had the power, he would '"cancel" the London Olympics in 2012.
Everett, 50, and gayer than the Volleyball scene in Top Gun, told the BBC he thought the event would turn into "a very expensive disaster" for the capital.
Everett is currently starring in the new St Trinian's film, The Legend Of Fritton's Gold, which is more than likely just as shit as every single St Trinian's film ever made.
"If I was King, I would cancel the Olympics tomorrow,"  said the Queen.
"I don't like the Olympics anyway," he added, "I don't think they're very sporting and I think London is already dysfunctional enough as it is." He said as he sipped on a Perfect Manhattan through a Gimp mask in a SOHO nightclub.

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