04/12/2009

TOOTHPICK RONNIE THROWN IN THE SLAMMER



Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood (right) was arrested last night on suspicion of assault after a domestic incident in a Surrey village.
A Police spokesman said: "We can confirm that a 62-year-old undernourished man from Esher was arrested last night, on suspicion of assault in connection with a domestic incident in Claygate high street (of all places)
Wood, who hasn't eaten food in 3 years and lives on a strict diet of Virginia tobacco and Vodka, was released from the cells after a cooling down period and will appear before Magistrates in January.
It understood the incident involved Wood's on-off girlfriend, Ekaterina Ivanova, 20, after she jibed him that she'd "seen more meat on a Sparrow's kneecap".

It's not uncommon for members of The Rolling Stones to go out with young bits of skirt. In the 80's, bass player Bill Wyman married nubile Mandy Smith, 16, after a 2 year romance.
After leaving Wyman, Smith went on to marry ex Everton and Spurs full back, Pat Van Den Hauwe.
Wyman went on to make metal detectors (left)

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