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A TOWER of poppadoms built in Southampton has been officially recognised as the tallest ever.Conservative parliamentary candidates Royston Smith and Jeremy Moulton with fuck all else to do with Tax Payers money, joined forces with Steve Fry and Rashmi Chande from Southampton and Fareham Chamber Of Commerce to take on the challenge at Poppadom Express in Oxford Street after a day on the sauce.They stacked 450 poppadoms, smashing the previous world record of 282 set by Jali Restaurant in Blackpool, last year. The record has now been ratified by the organisers of National Curry Week who ran the competition. Roy Castle and Norris McGuerter would of been proud. Vim Fuego, Colin Grigson, Spider Webb and Den Dennis of Heavy Rock outfit Bad News once had 4 poppadoms with 100 pints of lager.