03/12/2009

ANCELOTTI LIKES ELTON



Carlo Ancelotti, the Chelsea manager, raised an eyebrow (right) this week after learning that his side have been drawn to play Watford in the F.A. Cup.
Apparently, Ancelotti is a big fan of the Uphill Gardening lover of spunk, Sir Elton John. (left)
John, who once married a woman and was bald, but is now a gay with a full head of hair, used to be the Chairman of Watford and could often be found in the Directors 'Box' at matches wearing a straw hat and star shaped glasses.
“I do not know Watford very well at the moment but I will have the opportunity to learn about them,” said Ancelotti.
“The owner of Watford many years ago was Elton John. Elton John is my favourite singer", he said, hoping to meet the Crocodile Rocking pillow biter in the Vicarage Road tunnel.

1 comment:

Pete G said...

Sir Elton is a legend, the best, simply a craftsman of great musical skill......oh, sorry I meant a lover of young cock with a bad weave. I always confuse that one.