FURIOUS IPSWICH MANAGER AND EX IRELAND CAPTAIN ROY KEANE (left) HAS LAYED INTO THE IRISH F.A.(below) FOR THEIR ATTEMPT TO REPLAY THE CONTROVERSIAL MATCH AGAINST FRANCE WHICH SAW THEM KNOCKED OUT OF THE WORLD CUP BY THIERRY HENRY'S SKILLS WITH HIS HAND (A HAND SO SUPPLE AND SOFT THAT HE OFTEN USES IT TO TICKLE TROUT OUT OF RIVERS WITH).
KEANE,HARD AS NAILS AND AS MAD AS A CLOWNS COCK,BROUGHT UP THE FACT THE IRISH HAD TWO GAMES AND ENOUGH CHANCES TO BEAT THE FRENCH AND THAT THEY SHOULD 'GET OVER IT AND STOP CRYING'. " I'D BE ASKING WHERE MY KEEPER WAS & WHY THE DEFENDERS ALLOWED THE BALL TO BOUNCE IN THE 6 YARD BOX!", SCREAMED ROY, BEFORE LEAPING OVER HIS DESK AND KICKING THE BEJESUS OUT OF A REPORTER FOR LEAVING HIS PHONE ON.
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