30/11/2009

TOXIC SHITE


SHIT as you like, Lip synching, Red-neck marrying, overrated tart, Britney Spears (right with ex husband K-Fed), has finished her Australian leg of the 'Circus Tour', and say's she won't be back.
The publicity seeking whore mimed her way through her final show in Adelaide last night and after the bad press she has received here it's no surprise she has had enough.
Perhaps, and call me old fashioned, if she learnt to sing instead of fobbing off her gullable fans by miming, and by all acounts, miming so badly it was a bit like Roger De Courcy and Nooky Bear after a skin full, she might of got better press.
The appropriately named 'Circus Tour' also showed up the fact that she can't dance. Rumour has it that Daniel Day Lewis was a better mover in 'My Left Foot'. She tried to disguise the fact that she was shit by the huge production of the show, which featured clowns and, if this is possible, legless trampolinists. As well as more costume changes than songs.
Fans are said to be 'livid' and feeling 'ripped off'.
Quelle suprise.

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