29/11/2009

POMPEY BOSS IS LIKE YODA



David 'Calamity' James  (right) has been bigging up new Portsmouth boss Avram Grant, by comparing the dull as dishwater boss to Star Wars character Yoda. (above telling his team to play 3 up front)
The flappy keeper said that Grant spoke alot of sense. "His pearls of wisdom are far reaching, he's very profound and that appeals to me". Before adding "I'm sure he can get us out of trouble, he's just what he club needs right now".
James' nice words about his new Sage like boss came only a few days after he had said about previous boss Paul Hart "He'll get us out of trouble and all the lads are 110% behind him".
Wormwood Scrubs bound Portsmouth director Peter Storrie, who let the most skint Arab in all of Arabia  buy the club, has claimed that their transfer embargo will be lifted in January, giving Grant funds to spend on new players, even though Portsmouth are currently languishing at the bottom of the Premiership without 2 pennies to rub together.

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