R.KELLY BELIEVES HE'S A STUD

Legendary singer R. Kelly who once believed that he could fly, and once stood in front of a Judge on several counts of Child Pornography is to release a new song where, and wait for it girls, he is threatening to plant his 'Magic seed'. Fans of Kelly will not be surprised at such lyrics as he once sang that he was going to 'take his key and put it in your ignition'. To say he has got designs on himself is an understatement.
After several failed attempts to resurrect his career including a 'Hip-Hopera', Kelly has found things tough. His fame was once on the up until the Court Case, which found him not guilty after a trial. Nevertheless, it still cost him a legion of fans, especially girls aged between 12 and 15, and he never appeared on Top Of The Pops again.