30/11/2009

LIBRARY SMELLS OF PISS



A traditional red phone box has been recycled into one of the UK's smallest lending libraries - stocking 100 books.
Villagers from Westbury-sub-Mendip in Somerset can use the library around the clock, selecting books, DVDs and CDs.
Users simply stock it with a book they have read, swapping it for one they have not. Or have a good slash in it on the way home from the boozer (like Welsh crooner Tom Jones, left, after pissing like a racehorse in it)
"It's really taken off. The books are constantly changing, If only we could get rid of the smell." said parish councillor Bob Dolby, not realising it's also used by locals gagging for a piss as they weave their way back from the Westbury Inn.
He added: "It is completely full at the moment with books (and piss). Anyone is free to come and take a book (or have a piss) and leave one that you have already read (or pissed over)".
"This facility has turned a piece of street furniture into a community service in constant use."

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